Chuck Norris – Triathlete Jokes!

Everyone loves Triathlon. Everyone loves Chuck Norris Jokes. So, with this being April Fool’s, what better time to combine the two. I know that some of these have been around on the web, but there is no limit to my madness…uh humor. If you have some of your own, please send them to me via COMMENTS!

When Chuck Norris swims, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have an M-Dot tattoo. He only has a tattoo of himself.

Chuck Norris has no need for aero bars, disc wheels, or a helmet. He simply stairs down the air and it moves out of his way.

Chuck Norris has only one training zone: The Asskicker Of You Zone.

Chuck’s bike is made of depleted Uranium as it is the only material that can handle the stress of his legs.

Chuck Norris has never paid a race registration fee. He just mails a picture of himself with one eye brow up and hes in.

Chuck Norris has only wrecked once, in Ironman Arizona. The aftermath of his crash is commonly known as The Grand Canyon.

A UCI official once tried to disqualify Chuck Norris from a race. It was last reported that this official was in stationary orbit around Saturn.

Chuck Norris does not use Body Glide; his nipples can cut steel.

Chuck Norris can ride on the other side of the double yellow line.

The Ironman Distance of 140.6 miles was established after Chuck Norris was asked how far he could run on the calories from a single Hershey Kiss.

The ongoing wind on the Queen K was created by one of Chuck’s round house kicks in 1983.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick his way out of a wetsuit.

Chucks Swim Golf score is 2. Permanently.

As per the laws of physics, it is impossible for the legs of Chuck Norris to be shaved. Unless of course He wants them to be.

Happy April Fools Day!

About Ironvan

From couch potato to Ironman triathlete in 2 years.

Posted on April 1, 2010, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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