Top Ten Signs Your Name Is Alberto Contador or Andy Schleck Today!
Ah, the dropped chain felt around the world. Who cares about Lance Armstrong when you have things like Schleck vs Contador in the Tour. With all the drama this week, and with only hours to go until the final time trial, its a perfect time for the next 10 Ten Installment!
Without out further delay, I bring you the Top 10 Signs Your Name is Alberto Contador or Andy Schleck:
#10. Per the ladies, your sexiness alone averages 248 watts.
#9. When your teammate dropped his fork at dinner last night, you swiped the last tapa off his plate.
#8. Your favorite song is “Aint No Mountain High Enough” by Marvin Gaye.
#7. You woke up with a bull’s head, wrapped in a yellow jersey, in your bed.
#6. You woke up with a super model in your bed.
#5. You can stick on Belgians like syrup on waffles.
#4. You pray that you never, ever, have a mechanical problem with your car on the side of the road in Luxemburg.
#3. You damn near lost it when a teammate said “relax, I’m just pulling your chain!”
#2. You’re preparing for the most important time trial of your life.
#1. Your looking forward to sipping champagne on the way to Paris.