Top Ten Names For a Triathlete’s Dog

Well, I finally caved in. I’m now the proud owner a scruffy pup. In the past 12 hours, he has peed on the floor twice, crapped once, and let me sleep about 2 hours. Good thing I have 3 kids that have made me prepared for this….right.

Our newest team member.

I’m still in the process of finding a suitable name, especially since my wife says “Effin Dog” would be awkward to shout across a park. So, I got to thinking, I wonder what would be the best name for a tri dog. So, here are my Top Ten Names For a Triathlete’s Dog:

10. DQ -If he keeps crapping on my floor!

9. Zipp -If he becomes extraordinarily expensive

8. Sherpa -If he starts carrying my running shoes around

7. Queen-K -If he’s always hot and bothered

6. Garmin -If he helps me find my way out of Glacier Park

5. Quarq -If I keep inter-changing his collars

4. Aero -If I shave his legs

3. Pump -First name Leg.

2. Drafty -If he’s gassy

1. m-dog -If he comes with me to Coeur d’Alene or Arizona next year!

About Ironvan

From couch potato to Ironman triathlete in 2 years.

Posted on September 16, 2010, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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